16 Things Your Lebanese Dad Says Every Single Day

How many does your dad say?

1. Khaloona nesma3 akhbar

2. S2allo emkon

3. Ana ba3mel mashewe atyab min (insert restaurant name)

4. Ana lamma kent 2adkon, kent emshi se3teen 3al madrasi

5. Ba3d ma kholis el akel?

6. Shu hayda bayo byefham aktar menne?

7. Shu ya3ne update bil iPhone?

8. Foute khiddeh min jaybteh…

9. 3azimkon 3al 3asha, bas kel wa7ad byedfa3 3a 7alo

10. 7otoolna film James Bond

11. Ok dad mnehke fiya ba3den

12. Inshallah

13. Ma fi beera?

14. M3abbeye el siyyara benzene?

15. Ballashit el akhbar

16. Kess ekht el akhbar