16 Types of Couples During Lockdown

With our 5th ongoing lockdown, things have taken a toll on most of us and tried our patience to a whole new level, especially with our significant others.

If you’re in a relationship, we’re sure we’ve covered you on this list!

1. The ones who are trying to be cute and “defeat the negativity” by working out/cooking and everyone hates them

Nothing wrong with the outside world as long their cooking the same dinner together every night

2. The ones who have nothing else to do but invade each other’s privacy

They come knocking on the bathroom door just to check if “everything is okay”

3. The ones whose house stinks of take-out and laziness

“We’ve watched Friends like 8 times!”

4. The ones who miss each other just so they can get into random fights

They do be fighting about why they said “miss you” instead of “I miss you”

5. The ones who can’t stand the sound of the other’s breathing by the 4th day of lockdown

“That’ it, enough breathing for me”

6. The ones who are ready to put their kids up for adoption

7. the man who just realized what being home with kids all day is all about
Now you see the struggle?

8. the ones who are waiting for lockdown to end so they can go file for divorce
WOOPS

9. The homebodies who don’t really see a difference because their lives barely changed
The outside? TF is that?

10. The ones who never hung out and are now getting to know each other: “since when are you a vegan?”

“Omg, didn’t know you didn’t eat meat”
11. The party goers who miss clubbing so much that their living room turns into ahm at 11 pm

Their anghami playlist is titled “House party”
12. The ones who keep promising themselves they’ll have sex but then they watch the news and the urge flies out the window
Our country’s even depriving us of sex

13. The ones who actually have sex all day, all night

Dang man the neighbors are complaining

14. The ones who got together as soon as lockdown began

“Hayete ma fine 3ish balek, kif bedna tdlana hek?”

15. The alcoholics who think that Vodka will kill the Corona virus

16. The gamers who do nothing but play Call of Duty

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