Since the news cycle is brutal…
1. You’re so hard.
@ Life.
2. Stay inside a little longer.
3. Sar kteer kbeer
The number of COVID patients.
4. Did you get enough tissues?
You never know when people will start panic-buying again.
5. Sar ra7 yejeh..
Your food delivery.
6. Come inside
When it’s almost 5 PM!
7. I can’t take it anymore!
When you hear Hamad Hassan praising himself.
8. That lasted longer than I expected.
9. I felt it all night.
The anxiety, of course.
10. Wash your hands first.
11. Neekneh.
When your food delivery needs 200 minutes.
12. 3le2et
When you get stuck in traffic before the clock hits 5pm
13. This is taking forever
And they going to extend lockdown?
14. Tole3 l test positive
15. That’s way too rough.
When your delivery guy cancels last minute.
16. My throat hurts.
17. How many people did you give it to?
18. Ma ba2a fini
Eh wallah.