If You’ve Done These 19 Things, Don’t Worry About What’s In The Vaccine

Y’all DO NOT NEED TO WORRY, if you’ve done these things:


1. If you ever eaten a sandwich from [redacted]


2. If you ever visited the Rafik Hariri International Airport’s Bathroom




3. If you attended the Assi Hallani concert on New Year’s Eve


4. If you drink pure Arak




5. If you’ve eaten “fwerigh”




6. If you eat the food served on some flights

Not naming any names but…you know.


7. If you drink Aquafina water


8. If you eat “Lsenet”




9. And “beid ghanam”


10. If you’ve ever drank alcohol at Grand Factory




11. If you’ve ever made out with a stranger at Grand Factory


12. If you’ve ever taken a bus dawle




13. If you’ve been to a McDonalds Play Area


14. If you’ve been on the NRJ Music Tour




15. If you ever passed by Tari2 el Matar and took a deep breath




16. If you ever had Ashta on your fruit cocktail from one of those tiny places in Hamra on a hot day


17. If you ever had Cedars Cigarettes


18. If you ever had locally made Vodka




19. If you ever had knefe from a cart