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If You’ve Done These 19 Things, Don’t Worry About What’s In The Vaccine
Y’all DO NOT NEED TO WORRY, if you’ve done these things:
1. If you ever eaten a sandwich from [redacted]
2. If you ever visited the Rafik Hariri International Airport’s Bathroom
3. If you attended the Assi Hallani concert on New Year’s Eve
4. If you drink pure Arak
5. If you’ve eaten “fwerigh”
6. If you eat the food served on some flights
Not naming any names but…you know.
7. If you drink Aquafina water
8. If you eat “Lsenet”
9. And “beid ghanam”
10. If you’ve ever drank alcohol at Grand Factory
11. If you’ve ever made out with a stranger at Grand Factory
12. If you’ve ever taken a bus dawle
13. If you’ve been to a McDonalds Play Area
14. If you’ve been on the NRJ Music Tour
15. If you ever passed by Tari2 el Matar and took a deep breath
16. If you ever had Ashta on your fruit cocktail from one of those tiny places in Hamra on a hot day
17. If you ever had Cedars Cigarettes
18. If you ever had locally made Vodka
19. If you ever had knefe from a cart
1. If you ever eaten a sandwich from [redacted]
2. If you ever visited the Rafik Hariri International Airport’s Bathroom
3. If you attended the Assi Hallani concert on New Year’s Eve
4. If you drink pure Arak
5. If you’ve eaten “fwerigh”
6. If you eat the food served on some flights
Not naming any names but…you know.
7. If you drink Aquafina water
8. If you eat “Lsenet”
9. And “beid ghanam”
10. If you’ve ever drank alcohol at Grand Factory
11. If you’ve ever made out with a stranger at Grand Factory
12. If you’ve ever taken a bus dawle
13. If you’ve been to a McDonalds Play Area
14. If you’ve been on the NRJ Music Tour
15. If you ever passed by Tari2 el Matar and took a deep breath
16. If you ever had Ashta on your fruit cocktail from one of those tiny places in Hamra on a hot day
17. If you ever had Cedars Cigarettes
18. If you ever had locally made Vodka
19. If you ever had knefe from a cart
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