Listomania
Marianne Hassoun

9 Reasons Why February Is the Worst Month

Because of the current lockdown, January felt endless, but that doesn’t mean that February will be any better.

Here are 9 reasons why we think February is one of the worst months of the year.


1. The holiday weight you put on? It’s now a permanent part of your body

Throwback to the three cheeseboards you gobbled down on New Year’s Eve.




2. The neighborhood cats are getting more action than you are

Who needs an alarm when you can wake up to cats moaning?




3. Valentine’s Day

No one found their true love in 2020, so you’re not alone.




4. Some people pronounce it FEBYOOWARY

And that’s kind of annoying.




5. It’s flu season

COVID…the flu…who knows?




6. Chapped skin

And creams are EXPEN$IVE now.




7. No days off from work

There’s no three-day weekend in sight




8. It’ll make you feel more single than ever

Be sure to skip over the coupley TikToks.




9. It’s Aquarius/Pisces month

Sorry, water and air signs.