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Beirut.com 02 Feb 2021

If Lebanese Politicians Starred In Keeping Up With The Kardashians

The similarities between the Kar-Jenner clan and Lebanese politicians are UNCANNY. Here’s what we came up with:

Riad Salameh would be Kris Jenner

The devil works hard, but Riad Salemeh works harder. Momagers keeping your finances out of line? Check!

Saad Hariri would be Kim Kardashian

Always with the drama.

Nabih Berri would be Kylie Jenner

Because they’re both billionaires who don’t deserve it.

Gebran Bassil would be Kanye West

Try as you may, you’ll both never be president.

Hamad Hassan would be Kourtney Kardashian

The queens of “La da3i lel hala3” who are always there for a photo-op!

Michel Aoun would be Rob Kardashian

Rob makes an appearance every once in a while to remind you that he exists.

Hassan Diab would be Caitlyn Jenner

All about that hair and attention.

Jamil el Sayyed would be Khloe Kardashian

Both are always about to open up a can of whoop ass.

Samy Gemayel would be Kendall Jenner

Because honestly, who cares?