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Beirut.com

9 Things Your Lebanese Dad Does At Restaurants

Eating meals out with Lebanese dads can be a real trip! Check out some of these quirky things they love to do.

1. Orders the entire menu

2. Jokes with the waiter about joining us

3. Pretends like they’re going to make you pay the bill

4. Drinks arak like its his job

5. Asks everyone why they’re not eating

6. Over-tips the entire staff

7. Is convinced they’re low key a celeb at their favorite Lebanese spot

8. Eats ALL the fruits after lunch

9. Force feeds you la7me nayye