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With Valentine’s Day upon us, we can’t help but wonder why we’re still single. Is it us? Is it them? Guess we’ll never know, but here are some probable reasons:
1. You don’t trust easily
Which makes sense, considering you’ve been lied to by the same politicians for over 30 years.
2. You also have daddy issues
Courtesy of bay el kel.
3. You can’t afford to be in a relationship
Your cards won’t work, you can barely withdraw cash, and everything is 10x more expensive.
4. You’re a commitment-phobe
You’re terrified of getting attached to someone you’ll never marry because weddings are freakishly expensive and banks no longer give out housing loans.
5. You just can’t get over your EX
And you remember them at the sight of every garbage pile you spot on every corner.
6. The love of your life ended up leaving the country for good
And they cut off all contact with you because they don’t want anything tying them to their traumatic past in the country..
7. Your Tinder dates have been an epic fail
Everyone’s trying way too hard. Relax, we’re all dollar-deprived.
8. You just can’t put your political differences aside
And you refuse to date anyone who doesn’t believe that kellon ya3ne kellon.
9. Anyone you’re interested in lives on the other side of the Ring Bridge
And you never know if you’ll see them with all the road closures.
10. You thought you met your soulmate, but…
They told you they blame the #thawra for the current economic collapse.
11. You refuse to settle for less
And by less I mean marrying your second cousin, as suggested by your grandmother – bless her soul.
12. The people you fancy have already dated someone you know
Cons of living in a tiny ass country where everyone knows/dates everyone.
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