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14 Cringeworthy Posts From Elie Ferzli’s Twitter

We always wonder what goes on in Ferzli’s head, and old tweets have managed to give us a sneak peak.

Here are 14 cringe worthy tweets from Elie Ferzli:

1. He’s always open for sex positive discussions

9 Reasons Why Sex is So Much Better After 50! https://t.co/mc01JzOb5n
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) November 16, 2013

2. And has horrible cliched advice for women

Dedicated For Women …. pic.twitter.com/oec3UBDL90
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) October 15, 2014

3. Hamdellah 3inna hek economists

Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes
A Monopoly should be broken
BCompetition improves the quality of service 1/2
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) June 22, 2016

4. Existential topics with Dr. Ferzli

Death asked Life : Why does everyone love you and hate me. Life replied : Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are a painful Truth (wisdom)
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) July 3, 2013

5. Sirty

A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life: Never try to maintain relations in your life Just try to maintain life in your relations
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) July 3, 2013

6. Like when you value banks over people!

“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value”.
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) January 16, 2017

7. Rou2 Romeo

A woman cannot change a man? pic.twitter.com/JNSb2q4SOs
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) October 7, 2013

8. HILARIOUS

A bookseller conducting a market asked a woman

Which book has helped you most in your life

The woman replied My husband’s check book
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) March 7, 2015

9.Skot

LOVE AWAKENS SOULS pic.twitter.com/XcBcxWeG1d
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) December 15, 2013

10. Bruh

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) June 23, 2016

11. #Loyal

Secret formula for married couples …
“Love One Another”
And if it doesn’t work , bring the last word to the middle !!!
— Elie Ferzli (@EFerzli) March 7, 2015

12. A photo all Lebanese moms would approve of