What’s the common denominator between Lebanese politicians and the cast of ‘Mean Girls’? Quite a bit, apparently! They’re both dramatic AND they always make everything about themselves.
1. Regina George is Nabih Berri
Top tier rich girl and everyone wants to be on her good side.
2. Cadie Heron is Hassan Diab
New to the club and tries to fit in, and actually has luscious hair – check and check.
3. Karen Smith is Saad El Hariri
Never gets anything done and postpones work because *cough cough*…he’s sick.
4. Gretchen Weiners is Gebran Bassil
Trying to make fetch [become next president] happen, ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
5. Janes Ian is Charbel Nahhas
Trying to bring down the manzoumeh…
6. Regina’s Mom is Macron
He’s not a regular politician, he’s a COOL POLITICIAN.
“Do your corruption, I’d rather you do it in front of me”
7. Aaron Samuels is the new elected wazir el meliye
Because everyone’s been fighting over him.
8. Damien is Raoul Nehme
Thinking he’s smarter than everyone else and is shocked that someone asked him how to spell orange…
9. Rainbow Speech Girl is Samy Gemayel
Gives a speech and cries BUT SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.
10. Coach Carr is Hamad Hassan
Because if you’re not home past curfew YOU’LL DIE.
