Schedules are updated every Thursday.
Sometimes talking to your parents is a lot like decoding. They never say what they REALLY mean, but it’s up to you to figure that out.
1. “Nshallah”
What it really means: Never in a million years.
2. “Menshuf”
What it really means: Ma tehlame fiya.
3. “Ok”
What it really means: Kele khara
4. “Mashghoole shi?”
What it really means: Oome n2bere se3deene bel beit.
5. “Mnehke”
What it really means: HAHA no.
6. “S2ale emmik/bayik”
What it really means: La2.
7. “Badda tshatte bokra”
What it really means: Mafi tedhare la mahal.
8. “Ma tet2akhare”
What it really means: Eza ma betkoone bel beit abel 7 betshufe.
9. “Shu badkon teklo?”
What it really means: Ha 2a3mol mjaddara shu ma tjewbo.
10. “La wein rayeh?”
What it really means: You’re not going anywhere.
11. “Lesh hatta make up?”
What it really means: Meen el shab?
12. “Elle eza 3ayez masare”
What it really means: Kes emmak le2e sheghel ya hmar.
13. “Shu elte?”
What it really means: Badde edbok b ni3ik if you talk back.
14. “Ma shta2to la teta?”
What it really means: N2ebro zouro setkon
15. “Rou7o nbosto, 3melo shu mabadkon”
What it really means: Don’t. you. dare.
16. “Shefto 7ada darab bil siyara?”
What it really means: They know you hit the car.
17. “Khay hala2 mna3mil ghada bil weekend”
What it really means: Don’t even think about making plans with your friends.
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