Lebanese Politicians As High Schoolers

Have you ever wondered how our politicians would have been in high school? If not, we’ve got an idea.

1. Saad Hariri

He’s the student all the teacher’s love because they think he gets shit done on time. Well, he doesn’t. He’s actually lazy af.

2. Gebran Bassil

He runs for class president every year, but never wins. A smear campaign ran against him with quite a catchy theme. You might know it.

3. Raoul Nehme

Definitely the kiss ass. He’ll make everyone say “shokran” to the teacher after every class.

4. Hamad Hassan

He’s the student that’s always snacking at the back of the class. He might as well be opening a buffet with all the shit he pulls out of his bag: crackers, chocolate bars, mini cakes – you name it.

5. Samy Gemayel

The “activist” who tries to look like he understands what’s going on in the world. He wants to raise awareness, but honestly, he’d just annoying. P.S. he cried during his graduation speech.

6. Riad Salameh

The rich kid that shows up every week with a new (expensive) obsession. He has to show off what he bought after his shopping spree in Cannes.

7. Nabih Berri

He’s the one that gets along with the teachers most. He acts 30 years older than his age, that’s why they love him.

8. Hassan Diab

Who gives a shit about school when you have amazing hair? He always had a comb in his backpack for emergencies and he’ll give you advice on how to keep your hair shiny.

9. Walid Joumblatt

The bookworm that doesn’t really talk to anyone but chimes in when he finds it necessary. He can never decide what friend group he wants to stick with, so he just switches depending on his mood.

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