12 Things Lebanese Dads Do On WhatsApp

After 12 Things All Lebanese Mothers Do on Whatsapp, we bring you the Dad version!

1. Replying “ok” when you tell them you miss them

Or sends some weird ass sticker.

2. Raising the volume up to 100 when they’re listening to a voice note

W kel el beit bi sir yaaref oasis rfi2o Joseph.

3. Forwarding you unreliable warnings about “el wade3”.

“Ntebeho ya welde aam bi oulo fi ser2at ktir”

4. Forgetting to check WhatsApp for 12 days, then responding to old messages.

We ask him to get groceries, and he still replies with “Ok” a week later.

5. Accidentally putting up a status.

W bet koon selfie be3etlak yeha.

6. Making fun of you on the group family chat.

By sending THE MOST EMBARRASSING baby pics.

7. Sends you 9 minute long videos about how cigarettes are bad

Thanks dad!

8. Asks you “Shu 3amle el mama Akel?”

Fasolia, Dad.

9. Sends you a random selfie from work

That’s always cute.

10. Sends you your own instagram/facebook photo

“Jamelik baba”

11. Bombards you with lame dad jokes.

Okay but not gonna lie, they’re sometimes hilarious.

12. And of course, always compliments your profile picture the minute you change it

“Tali3 la bayyo, smallah”

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