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30 Lies Every Lebanese Person Has Told Their Parents
How many of these have you used?
1. Walla howe bas rfee2e/rfee2te.
2. Ma ktir m2akhar, max 12.
3. Bade masare ta eshtre ketob.
4. La2 ma tkhafo ma ha eshrab ktir.
5. Ma 3ande Instagram wala Twitter.
Then you proceed to block your parents.
6. Walla ma 3meltelkon block.
7. Ma ana li tara2ta lal siyara, bikoun el valet.
8. Ana manne men el no3 li byeskar aslan, ma te3talo ham.
9. Ha eftah savings account, bas bade tse3doune balesho.
10. Ana ha a3mol all-nighter bil library lyom.
11. Ma32oul sou2 fo2 el 100? Walaw shu mfakreene hal2ad habla?
12. Ana ma bdakhen, hayde 3elbet rfee2te.
13. Eh akalet lyom.
14. Ma ba2 3am betlob delivery, betbokh kil yom.
15. Akid ma bekhod taxis bilel.
16. Fi meeting bil sheghel, ma be2dar rid 3al telephone.
17. Amsterdam ahla shi fiya el siyeha.
18. Hayde ekher marra bkhalis ma3ashe bi nos el shaher.
19. Ma ba2 3am ekhod Panadol night, seret 3am nem ktir mneeh.
20. La2 mom, Rami 3youno hemer la2ano 3ando allergies.
21. Ana khalas ha wa2if sahar, ma ba2 ele jlede.
22. Ha balish gym soon.
23. Akid ma betla3 bil siyara ma3 hadan sekran.
24. Kel ashabe bil major ba3ed 3andon sene ta ykhalso.
25. 3anjad hatet sunscreen, ma ba3rif leh htara2et.
26. I’m happy in Dubai/Saudi/or any other country you work in.
27. Ma ktir b2argel, anja2 marra bi 2 weeks.
28. Kel l saf sa2at, mish bas ana.
29. Aslan ana bkhaberkon kel shi bisir ma3e.
30. Akid 3am sammid masare, walaw.
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