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14 Things That Are Major Red Flags In Lebanon

Since our Twitter feed is FLOODED with red flag memes, we decided to compile a list of 15 things that automatically make us wave that red flag.

1. When they order their shawarma djej without toum

2. Or when they prefer shawarma lahme over djej

3. When they start off their sentence with “Ana ktir open minded BAS…”

4. When they follow any political party

5. And when they say “Lebnen rah yerja3 hala2 bet shoofo”

6. When they post a picture of a church and mosque hugging each other on Facebook

7. When they say “Ana dod l ahzeb bas eno l thawra kharabet l balad”

8. When they listen to Wadih El Sheikh

9. When they say “I know a spot” then take you to Zaytouna Bay

10. When they say “fina nruh 3a chalet arwa2”

11. When they firmly say “Behterem l LGBT bas ma y2arbo laye”

12. When they post heartbreak quotes on their WhatsApp status

13. When they say “ana mesh metel gher ness..”

Metel meen lakan habibi?

14. When they’re state that your art degree will get you nowhere

No one asked.

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