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December babies, this one’s for you.
1. Your birthday present is your Christmas present
2. You’re stuck with your family every birthday AND Christmas
3. And you always get comments like “yalla kelna mne7tefil sawa”
Ok.
4. You’ve never had good weather on your birthday
And your friends can’t make it to your gathering because of Lebanese traffic or a storm…
5. Those Birthday/Christmas dinner celebrations
With little mention of your birthday.
6. Everyone shits on your zodiac sign
We don’t make the rules.
7. Not all of your friends can make it to celebrate because it’s the holidays
So you settle for birthday texts or last-minute get togethers.
8. You struggle to make reservations for a birthday dinner
Everything is FULLY BOOKED as early as November.
9. So you usually just celebrate at home
Which works well if you’re an introvert.
10. You don’t like celebrating your birthday
11. You’ve heard “Happy Birthmas” at least once in your life
If you haven’t, now you have.
12. People you meet always remind you how much it must suck to celebrate
Oh, REALLY?
13. You get Christmas-themed presents
Candy cane pajamas and Christmas socks for the win.
14. “Awww you must be your mom’s favorite Christmas present”
LOL no.