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13 Thoughts We Have On Bliss Street
Driving or walking down Bliss street is a one-of-a-kind adventure. Here are some thoughts that might cross your mind along the way:
1. Should I cross the street and get some fast food? Barke emme tol3it 3emle mjadara.
2. I’m going to pass next to you but please don’t ask if I want to dye my shoes, these are sneakers.
3. These delivery guys see me more often than my parents. They also know what food I like most… hum, boyfriend material.
4. Don’t make eye contact with the residential building’s security guy. His aggressive staring will make you feel guilty for something you didn’t do.
5. Dear stray cat, please stop looking so cute sipping on your Latte Art cup, I’m not allowed to pet you.
6. Would it be stupid to order an Uber ywaselne mn awal sheri3 Bliss 3a ekhero?
7. Hayde tari2 aw parking tawil? Eno kif bo2ta3 l siyara?
8. Monsieur shbebik fumé, shu ra2yak ta3te ishara abel ma tetla3 mn l parking w t3arbish 3laye?
9. WHY ARE YOU HONKING? L Kabse yalli betali3 wings mn siyarte ta tir fo2 l car yali edeme is broken, I’m sorry.
10. Why haven’t I seen any of the fancy building residents’ walking out of their apartments? Awlkun fi shi underground exit?
11. BOBIIIIIII !
12. These university students look so young! 3omrak 5 habibe, why are you smoking like you already have 5 kids you can’t feed?
13. Sah bta3emlo 3aj2a, bas thank you for lighting up the street.
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1. Should I cross the street and get some fast food? Barke emme tol3it 3emle mjadara.
2. I’m going to pass next to you but please don’t ask if I want to dye my shoes, these are sneakers.
3. These delivery guys see me more often than my parents. They also know what food I like most… hum, boyfriend material.
4. Don’t make eye contact with the residential building’s security guy. His aggressive staring will make you feel guilty for something you didn’t do.
5. Dear stray cat, please stop looking so cute sipping on your Latte Art cup, I’m not allowed to pet you.
6. Would it be stupid to order an Uber ywaselne mn awal sheri3 Bliss 3a ekhero?
7. Hayde tari2 aw parking tawil? Eno kif bo2ta3 l siyara?
8. Monsieur shbebik fumé, shu ra2yak ta3te ishara abel ma tetla3 mn l parking w t3arbish 3laye?
9. WHY ARE YOU HONKING? L Kabse yalli betali3 wings mn siyarte ta tir fo2 l car yali edeme is broken, I’m sorry.
10. Why haven’t I seen any of the fancy building residents’ walking out of their apartments? Awlkun fi shi underground exit?
11. BOBIIIIIII !
12. These university students look so young! 3omrak 5 habibe, why are you smoking like you already have 5 kids you can’t feed?
13. Sah bta3emlo 3aj2a, bas thank you for lighting up the street.
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