10 Things We Think Nate From Euphoria Would Say If He Were Lebanese

Nate Jacobs exudes toxic masculinity, so imagining his Lebanese alter ego shouldn’t be too hard.

Here are a few things we think the Lebanese Nate Jacobs would say:

1. “Ma baddik thotte shway make up? Byelba2lik aktar”

And he also insists on commenting about how you dress.

2. “Ente jame3et ho2oo2 l mar2a? Ma betsheele sha3r jesmik?“

Then argues with “ma azde shi bas eno its my preference”

3. “Ma b3ooz dating apps, bas badde benet behkiya”

Yeah yeah the whole “I get what I want” bullshit.

4. Openly fat shames people who don’t “watch out for their health”

“Walla ana zabbatet jesme bel gym w behtam b hale“

5. And slut-shames women for having sex

Even though he’s probably had twice as many partners.

6. “Behterem l gays bas ma y2arbo sawbe”

Because God forbid anyone ever thinks you’re anything but a super straight male.

7. He tries to one-up anyone and everyone because he’s the best

Naffes shway.

8. One of the first things he told you was “I don’t want to hurt you”

Howe bad-boy heartbreaker with a reputation 3refto keef?

9. “Ente ajmal benet bshufa b hayete”

W b rabhik jmeele eno he even looked your way.

10. He made a pass at all your closest friends

“Henne l shakko 3layye, shu ba3mol?”