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Melissa Sleiman 17 Mar 2022

14 TV Characters We Think Will Make Lebanese Politicians Cry

Who else belongs on this list?

1. Annalise Keating from How To Get Away With Murder

Annalise is not only the best lawyer out there, but she is badass. We’re pretty sure she’ll win any case against them in court and have them begging for mercy.

2. Patrick Jane from The Mentalist

Patrick Jane can practically read minds, and we’re pretty sure with all the nasty shit our politicians have done, they wouldn’t want to meet Patrick.

3. Lagertha from Vikings

One of the most powerful and legendary Viking warriors, Lagertha is a shieldmaiden and ruler that knows how to fight for and protect her people. Maybe she can teach our politicians a thing or two.

4. Elle Woods from Legally Blonde

The beautiful thing about Elle Woods is that we’re sure they’re going to underestimate her before she buries them six feet under with her intelligence.

5. Detective Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Detective Rosa is arguably the scariest police officer out there. No matter how many jokes they try to make, she will never crack a smile (and will likely beat them up for annoying her).

6. Grandpa Rick from Rick and Morty

Rick is good at being a bully, so we can imagine how much he’ll be making fun of our politicians for being the most useless beings to ever exist. He might even do us all a favor and transport them to another dimension.

7. Maeve Wiley from Sex Education

Nothing is scarier than an angsty teen with colored hair and a nose ring. Maeve has got nothing to lose, so she won’t be holding back.

8. Maddy from Euphoria

Maddy can fight despite her long-ass nails and impractical outfit, and she will look fabulous doing it. We’re on Team Maddy all the way.

9. Big Boo from Orange Is The New Black

Big Boo refers to herself as a “thieving dyke” and ran a gambling ring before she was thrown in jail, but she looks like she can pack a punch and steal your wife.

10. Gus Fring from Breaking Bad

As a drug kingpin, Fring is always ten steps ahead (and he serves really good fried chicken). No one messes with Gus Fring unless they want to get themselves killed.

11. Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender

The princess of the Fire Nation is known to be extremely strategic and manipulative, so she can beat our politicians at their own game and take over the country within minutes. We hope she sets them all on fire in the process.

12. Michonne from The Walking Dead

If she can survive in a zombie-infested world, there is nothing she can’t do. There’s not much of a difference between a zombie and a Lebanese politician – they both deserve a swipe from her Samurai sword.

13. Olivia Pope from Scandal

Another top-tier character that we adore. She even helps Annalise with her class-action lawsuit, so we can’t wait for them to tag-team against our beloved leaders.

14. Alison Davis from What Men Want

Alison Davis can hear men’s thoughts. Put her in a room with all of our politicians and watch hell break loose. We’re 100% sure she’ll shove a heel down someone’s throat.