Go through your WhatsApp chat with your mother and let us know which of these 12 text messages you’ve received.
1. The classic waynik/waynak
2. Your answer doesn’t matter for this one
3. Plus one thousand question marks for emphasis
4. Otherwise you’re stuck outside
5. The usual errands
6. In other words, no one call her
7. You have an entire collection of these
8. Again with the scary question marks
9. *Typing* … 45 minutes later…
10. A question you never know the answer to
11. “Yalla jeye”
12. “Halla2”
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