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Have you ever looked at your significant other w fakarto “shu enno libra”? Or even worse, a CAPRICORN? We present to you this crossover of zodiac signs and Lebanese boyfriends.
Disclaimer: Toxicity may apply to anyone regardless of their sign
Aries (March 21–April 19)
– Last time 3assab, he broke his phone
– His perfume wasel la ekher el sher3
– “MA AAM KHANE2 ANA HEK SAWTE AALE”
– “Emshe nrou7 skydiving mnghayer jaw”
Taurus (April 20–May 20)
– “Sorry nseet redd aalyke kent neym”
– Oum Kalthoum lover
– Ktir bshil Netflix and chill
– “Eh habibi khede waatk ana ha ontor bl seyara”
Gemini (May 21–June 21)
– Long night conversations guaranteed
– Easily adapting to this economy
– Aando memes account
– 14K followers on Twitter
Cancer (June 22–July 22)
– Already msami wledkon
– Buys you your comfort shawarma
– Matching “My King” and “My Queen” t-shirts
– VERY long text messages
Leo (July 23–August 22)
– Public figure on Instagram
– Shows you off on WhatsApp stories but only posts photos he looks good in
– Your own self-employed photographer
– Would NEVER use a 2-in-1 shampoo
Virgo (August 23–September 22)
– Bought you the latest iPhone on your birthday
– Literal Jagal el USEK
– Can’t go a day without his Starbucks
– You’re the ultimate gym couple
Libra (September 23–October 23)
– Romeo el Arab
– Obsessed with his hair
– Wholesome romantic Whatsapp sticker packs
– “LHZA KIF YAANEH ANNA SAID THAT WALW?” and proceeds to listen to all your tea
Scorpio (October 24–November 21)
– Sarlkon sawa 4 sneen and you still feel like you don’t know him
– Matching tattoos
– Loves visiting abandoned places in Beirut
– “Leh hek el vibes zbele?”
Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
– A total foodie
– Favorite dates are hikes
– Hafez el balad shere3 shere3
– Late night drives with Adonis on
Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
– “Only black coffee” superiority complex
– Favorite food is mjadra
– Foreshadowed the economic crisis years ago
– Already talab eidik aka “Bheb fout men el beb mesh el shebbek” type of guy
Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
– Awwal wahd nezel 3al thawra
– Your dad DOES NOT like his piercings
– Total Mashrou’ Leila fan
– “Illegal does not mean morally incorrect”
Pisces (February 19–March 20)
– “We live in a simulation” kel ma el politics are brought up
– You matched 95% aa Anghami w hlaa ento soulmates
– Hatet el anniversary date in the bio
– One word: CRYSTALS