Lebanese Girlfriends: Horoscopes Edition

Is your partner a Leo or just self-centered? Or probably an Aquarius and not just a total weirdo? To unravel the mystery, we present to you another crossover of Lebanese girlfriends and horoscopes!

Make sure to check out our previous round up of Lebane Lebanese boyfriends and their horoscopes!

Aries (March 21–April 19)

– Shawarma at 3 el soboh
– Tags you in 20 memes a day
– 100% would cheat while playing board games
– Sends 30 messages in a row
– “Be honest. Ha tdalek thebne hata lw soret debene?”

Taurus (April 20–May 20)

– Obsessed with tote bags
– Zoughaib jewelry gifts
– “3a fekra sar fik te3tezr menne”
– Dunkin Donuts lama tez3al
– El dabdoub el ahmar 3al Valentine

Gemini (May 21–June 21)

– “Thanks for coming to my TED talk” / IG rants
– 3enda memes bl camera roll aktar mn sowarak
– “Friends is NOT funny, go watch The Office”
– “I made you this playlist”
– Sho hal nafsiye tab3ak = I love you

Cancer (June 22–July 22)

– “Why did you text me in that tone?”
– “Akalet? Shrebet? Nemet mneeh?”
– Takes photos of you like a proud mom
– 3a shway bt7esa your therapist
– EL HOB ZAY EL WATAR la Nancy Ajram

Leo (July 23–August 22)

– YA ALLAH SHO M3ASBE *adds to cart*
– “If I’m too much, go find less”
– “Badak tesma3 nekte?” *laughs all the way through w ma hadan fehem shi*
– Can’t listen to her voice notes at 2x speed because she talks so fast
– “Ok saraha hayda el chemise beshe3, lezem tghayro”

Virgo (August 23–September 22)

– The Body Shop + scented candles + Airplane mode
– “Msh 3abse, ana hek weje lama odhak”
– Pet names
– “Feh majel bala chewing sounds?”
– Searches “breathing exercises la et7mal hal araf” on Google

Libra (September 23–October 23)

– Dyes her hair a new color every month
– Handwritten love letters in 2022
– Bt7adrak rom-coms ghasben 3anak
– Instagram feed ateeeelll
– Probably 3nda promo code on Feel22 aw shi

Scorpio (October 24–November 21)

– Watches true crime documentaries for fun
– “Ma3ak ade7a?”
– Visited every vegan shop b lebnen
– Piercings + tattoos (most likely to be a rave girl)
– Ma fek tkazeb 3alayha she already knows

Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

– Stand-up comedy dates
– Follows Haifa Wehbi
– 3enda tattoo “free spirit” aw shi bird ma3 quote ktir deep
– TAKIS TAKIS TAKIS
– “Friends” is her comfort show

Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

– Favorite ice cream flavour is ashta
– Ba3da ma tkhatet her crush men 10 sneen
– Btheb the slowed version of songs
– “Ma m3o seyara?” *blocked*
– Vibes to Abdelhalim Hafez

Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

– Her Doc Martens saro personality trait
– Antoine Library and Halabi bookshop are her go-tos
– Fet7a thrift shop 3al instagram
– “Msh ha wa2ef el song la esma3 your voice note”
– Edward Said x Mahmoud Darwich x Marcel Khalifeh aesthetics

Pisces (February 19–March 20)

– Romanticizes her life in cozy coffee shops b Beirut
– “Okay ba3rif you have something important to say bas LEK HL DOG SHO CUTE”
– 3anda art page or poetry page 3al instagram
– Ba3da 3am tfatesh 3a oset hob mtl el K-dramas
– Ants bl Hamra (or any other vintage crystal shop)