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10 Things You’ll See At The Beach In Lebanon

We’re sure you’ve seen at least a few of these things at the beach in Lebanon.

1. The foreigners in crocs and sunscreen-covered noses

Only 5 minutes in and they’re already sunburnt.

2. An orange man

Baked. Roasted. Ready to eat.

3. A flying plastic bag

Coming out of the waves, the journey of this bag and all its wisdom will remain a mystery to us.

4. A random watermelon husk

Like a dinosaur fossil, the watermelon husk indicates the presence of watermelon-eaters in the nearby area.

5. The don’t-splash-me-even-though-I’m-by-the-literal-ocean kinda gal

Then why are you here?

6. A man who put too much sunscreen on

Thank you to the woman in his life that finally convinced him to try it.

7. The cringey AF couple

Beach date! A little too much PDA but it’s fine.

8. The people with their dogs, blessing the whole beach

Sun’s out, paws out.

9. The MILF

The one who is having the time of her life without her kids.

10. The guy that got an Arguileh with him

You look ridiculous FIY.