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8 Ways Lebanese People Reverse Colonized France
The French mandate over Lebanon may have had ripple effects that we still feel to this day, but we still managed to beat them at their own game. Here are 8 ways we’ve managed to reverse-colonize France!
1. Bonjouren
The French language? Completed it.
2. Croissant Shawarma
A combination that both inspires and terrifies.
3. The sheer number of Lebanese people in France
Imagine all the bad things you know about Lebanese people in Lebanon. Now combine it with all the bad things you know about French people.
4. This Tweet
5. Lebanese students acing Bac Francais
Lebanese students do so well in French official exams that France has decided to investigate the matter.
6. Stealing the French President
7. Begging aforementioned stolen President to recolonize us
Admittedly not our finest moment.
8. Malek el Tawouk and Bachir taking over Paris
Spreading civilization to the backward corners of the world who have lived far too long without toum-y tawouk and ashta ice cream.
1. Bonjouren
The French language? Completed it.
2. Croissant Shawarma
A combination that both inspires and terrifies.
if you haven’t tasted croissant 3a shawarma men 3end croissant l doha what are you doing with your life
— Chris (@thisworldofwoe) May 29, 2022
3. The sheer number of Lebanese people in France
Imagine all the bad things you know about Lebanese people in Lebanon. Now combine it with all the bad things you know about French people.
4. This Tweet
Respect da5ilek. Chou fi ? Nis
— RER A (@RER_A) June 13, 2022
5. Lebanese students acing Bac Francais
Lebanese students do so well in French official exams that France has decided to investigate the matter.
6. Stealing the French President
“Macron, Président du Liban”
— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) September 1, 2020
Verified by @ghazayel.
This is a real snapshot taken from the french tv program @linfoduvrai on @canalplus, mocking #Macron‘s efforts in #Lebanon pic.twitter.com/FNJpTLHMro
7. Begging aforementioned stolen President to recolonize us
Admittedly not our finest moment.
I would rather gargle acid than beg for France to recolonize my country. pic.twitter.com/YdCpRQymgE
— Cheba Lina (@linanasri_) August 7, 2020
8. Malek el Tawouk and Bachir taking over Paris
Spreading civilization to the backward corners of the world who have lived far too long without toum-y tawouk and ashta ice cream.
#France #GlaceBachir
— Rula El Halabi (@Rulaelhalabi) July 11, 2022
Waiting in Long Queues at GLACE BACHIR – Rambuteau #Paris
Bachir Ice Cream is a business firstly established by founding brothers Maurice & Edward Bachir in the little town of Bikfaya, #Lebanon in 1936.
/1 pic.twitter.com/Oyz49ajKK3