11 Types Of Lebanese Families

Lebanese? We’re sure you’re either part of, or have seen, these types of Lebanese families.

1. Dramaholics

Sme3et eben 3amak shu al 3an shu 3emel eben khaltak 3and beit settak? This family lives for drama.

2. Divorced Dealers

The parents love exchanging their kids as if it’s some sort of drug deal.

3. Diaspora Spreaders

This family was once united but now every person lives in a different corner of the globe. Meet up in Paris next week?

4. Doing too much

Family trip, family lunch, family getaway, family dinner. If there is something to do, this family will make sure to do it together. All the time.

5. Girl Girl Girl Boy

Badna ndalna njareb la njeeb el sabbe! Always be on the lookout for the man with 200 older sisters.

6. Girl Girl Girl Girl

This patriarch’s dreams of a male “heir” were crushed.

7. Stuck in the Past

This family is still stuck in the 1950s in every way. How dare you go out till 6 PM, what will people think of us?

8. A “modern” family

Unlike their stuck-in-the-past counterparts, this family is chill…too chill. Stop listening and validating my emotions please I can’t take it anymore.

9. The family that’s just too big

Btetzakar eben 3amak eh ra7 ma3 eben khaltak la 3and ekhet jedak w 7ekyo ma3 khal 3amak w 3am yes2alo 3anak.

10. Multinational

Lebanese-American, Lebanese-Australian, Lebanese-Ghanian, Lebanese-Egyptian, Lebanese-French, Lebanese-Brazilian, Lebanese-Russian, Lebanese-Annoying.

11. Happy family?

We’ve heard these exist in some sort of fantasy realm? I’ve personally only seem in television ads.