Ah, the classic Lebanese fuckboy. They will break your heart and leave you questioning your taste in men, only for you to meet another one just weeks after you’re over them.
Did he ghost you only to send you the infamous “wen mekhtfiye” message out of nowhere? Are you officially added to his lame long list of “crazy” exes?
To save you from becoming his next victim, here’s an in-depth guide to the total waste of time and breath that is Lebanese fuckboys.
Looks:
Hairstyles may include:
– Hair that is longer on the top, slick back, or a side part with a VERY defined line to match their long beard
Frequently uttered phrases include:
– “Baleye? :p”
– “My ex was crazy”
– Some clichéd quote on betrayal
The most common personality traits:
(Or what Lebanese fuckboys *think* are personality traits.)
– Being gym-obsessed and giving you weight loss advice la2anno b heb l benet l btehtam b 7ala
– Sending mixed signals
– Flexing his money/car/chalet or any other irrelevant shit
Their classic fuckboy moves:
– Wyd text messages at 3 AM
– “3ndek snap?”
– “Ente special. Hek gher kel el banet. 3anjd ente btfhamine”
– “Ktir rta7telk”
– “Bheb el banet el open-minded”
– “Adde wasle m3 shab?”
Go-to outfits:
– Ripped skinny jeans and oversized hoodie or an unbuttoned shirt to show off the three chest hairs that make him feel ‘manly’
– Grey sweatpants, to show you he’s packing (lol)
– Reflective AF sunglasses that he doesn’t leave the house without
He also obviously drowns himself in Dior Sauvage or Paco Rabanne 1 Million. You’ll know he’s coming 20 minutes before he even gets there
Other key features:
– Some may drive a motorcycle or a BMW to blast Arabic pop music or Massari and yosra3 el 3alam
– Lebanese fuckboys also tend to post lame thirst traps like his shirtless Whatsapp profile pictures (which he sent to you by mistake)
– They follow/repost NekatLebanese and random accounts like hot_lebanesegirls13488 on Instagram
