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11 Things Elon Musk Would Try To Buy If He Were In Lebanon
Elon Musk is hands down the internet’s cringiest billionaire. Over the summer, he’s backed out of buying Twitter and has joked about buying football club Manchester United. This has us wondering…what would he possibly try to buy if he came to Lebanon? 1. Future TV From one scummy boss to another, not much will change for those poor employees. 
2. A car that runs on fuel After 10-minutes dealing with Lebanon’s electricity and traffic, he’ll jump on the first non-electric car he finds. 
3. A cedar tree Like a true Lebanese patriot he will buy this tree and burn it for some Twitter likes. 
4. Solidere Soulless city centre, meet soulless billionaire. 
5. Roadster Diner To match his failed Tesla roadster car. 
7. The Presidential Palace Already sold to the highest bidder, so he’ll have to make an impressive bid. 
9. Nejmeh Football Club He needs to make friends somehow, why not buy some fans’ love by getting Messi to Nejmeh? 
10. The Lebanese Lira He’s already a big fan of other ponzi scheme currencies such as Doge coin, so he’ll be best of friends with Riad Salameh and the rest of our trusty Lira crew. 
