8 Things That Would Happen If Your Lebanese Mom Became President

Picture this: we live in an alternate universe and your Lebanese mom is president. Here are 8 things we think would happen. 1. Instant noodles are banned due to being a health hazard Anyone seen consuming and/or selling them will be jailed. 2. No one is to leave the house without a jacket, regardless of the season If it’s 30 degrees out, we don’t care. Jackets are mandatory. 3. Mjaddara is declared the national dish Complaining about mjaddara will no longer be permitted, nor will kids ever dare to ask for McDonald’s on the way back home. 4. Cell phones are problematic Bad for kids, great for moms who want to proliferate fake news on the health benefits of lemons. 5. A national WhatsApp group for mothers will be created so that useful articles can be circulated easily Headlines: This Food Causes Monkeypox??!! New Study Finds Why Your Children Are Lazy Your Cell Phone Is Damaging Your Child’s Brain, Click For More!!! 6. The Arabic language is altered “Ma baddi shi” now means, give me a spa certificate, a new bag, and a bracelet. 7. Courses on home remedies are mandatory because they are better treatment than Panadol Everyone must know how to make the perfect shawrabet 3adas in case someone felt sick. 8. It is absolutely forbidden for anyone to leave the house straight out of the shower Wet hair? Outside? Jail.