8 Things You’ll Hear From A Sectarian Person In Lebanon

Sectarian people in Lebanon are like Shrodinger’s cat, simultaneously sectarian and non-sectarian. Here are 8 ways they try their best to appear non-sectarian in front of others.

1. Men wen enta?

Ah eh b2oulo fi shajar 7elwe honik. La2 akid maba3ref shi tene 3ana.

2. Yi leh ma fi 7ada byeshbahna hon

Azde kelon sho2or shu bek?

3. I’m not sectarian, half my friends are

How can I be a sectarian when I spend half my day with those filthy, sorry I meant friendly, people.

4. Better Call the Sheikh

Sa7 eza badak s2al el sheikh? Aw el motran? Aw Facebook?

5. Ah eh yemken seme3 hek shi 3anon

Bas akid ma lezem n2oul hek walaw.

6. GPS curiosity

Ah eh bas badde a3ref wen el day3a la2an barke tlo3et shi yom 3refet keef, bas hek ma shi tene.

7. I’m sect blind

Ana tayafte maba3ref shu hiye.

8. How I Met Your Mother

Wallah bel awal baya la emak ma ken baddo la2an ken fi osas hek w hek akid ma khason bel tayfe, bas bel ekher 7alayneha.

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