12 Reasons We Can’t Wait For Summer To Be Over

Many people excitedly await the coming of summer each year, and for the first few weeks it offers a good respite. But we are now officially sick of summer, and here are 12 reasons we think it should get out now.

1. Ma fi kahraba, ma fi AC

I don’t know if all you summer people have noticed but when you need 10 amperes of electricity to make living in this season bearable, maybe it’s time to change your favorite season.

2. Sweat

I sit, I sweat, I stand, I sweat, I move, I sweat, I hide, I sweat. My clothes are sick of me…

3. Being a black car owner

Which is the equivalent of putting yourself inside a microwave.

4. Boring fashion

Shorts and a t-shirt, a summer dress, we get it. Bring back layers.

5. Beaches have sand

And that sand haunts my entire being.

6. Tired of fighting over the fan

We may have a couple of fans, but there’s one that’s really good and I must have it. Do you want me to kill my siblings, is that what you want?

7. Humidity

I don’t know what humidity is exactly, but I don’t like it!

8. Our pets do not approve

My cat told me herself.

9. MORE sweat

I’ve sweat even more just writing this down. Please, somebody save us.

10. Ice cubes melt too fast

If I wanted all my drinks diluted I would’ve just gone straight to a Lebanese pub.

11. There’s no water!!

And I’m starting to smell it on a lot of you.

12. The sun is my enemy

I do not want to see the sun thriving and spreading its UV rays on all of us. If you are a sun hater, join my movement to #KillTheSun.