14 Things You Hear During Sex And Laser Hair Removal

If you’re a fan of the classic “That’s what she/he said” jokes, you’re going to love this.

Because you loved our 25 Things You Say Both During Sex And A Lebanese Family Lunch, AND our Things You Can Say During Sex And In Traffic – here’s 14 things you hear during sex and a laser hair removal session in Lebanon.

1. “Beshla7?”

*Technician proceeds to turn their head so you can have some PRIVACY*

2. “Fike teftahe ba3d? Eh, aktar”

They’re making sure they don’t miss any spots.

3. “Awwal mara?”

Relax, they’re asking about the session.

4. “Fi waja3?”

The laser beam is quite intense. Why is it getting hot in here?

5. “Eh, ente bas rakheh”

You know, all you have to do is sit back and watch the magic happen.

6. “Dayman I shave”

Whatever you’re into!

7. “Ejet wala ba3ed?”

Hmmm, is the technician getting late for the appointment?

8. “Don’t worry, ma betkhawef”

Sheesh, definitely your first session!

9. “Khallaset aw ba3d?”

Why is this session taking more than an hour?

10. “Ma tense el protection”

EYE protection.

11. “Fina nwa2ef shway?”

Things got really intense…

12. “3al wejj?”

We really want this ‘stache removed ASAP.

13. “Yalla nghayer positions”

*Sings along “I’m gonna put you in seven positions for seventy minutes, you get it, babe“*

14. “Baddak nbalesh mn tahet wala men fo2?”

As long as you’re comfortable.