8 Things Homebodies In Lebanon Will Relate To

It’s not that we don’t want to go out, have fun, and make memories with our friends…it’s just that we’d rather do all that at home.

If you’re a homebody, you’ll definitely relate to these eight things.

1. You know what EVERYONE is doing

No one sifts through social media quite like you do, so you know eno George w Sarah keno sahraneen b Frozen Cherry w eno Maya 3am tet3allam ta3mol wara2 3enab ma3 setta w eno Ahmad mfakkar halo rapper w mnazzal a freestyle rap men SoundCloud.

2. Your favorite phrase: “Habibi, sorry bas fina n2ajjela la next week?”

Time to go back to bed.

3. You know that winter >>> summer

Bad weather = the best excuses to get out of plans.

“Sorry bas ma ha khater b hayete w zahet 3al tor2at kermel 3abelik soujouk men 3end Mano…“

4. The delivery guy sar hafez wen baytkon

They don’t even bother calling to make sure of the location…they just know.

5. Your phone ringing can result in you having a breakdown

Your phone is always on silent because you despise the sound of your phone ringing. Need me? Send me a text. An email. A carrier pigeon.

DO. NOT. CALL.

6. El saraha raha bas l kezeb ba3d aryah shway

From years and years of having to come up with excuses on the spot so you can get out of plans.

“Sorry mafi khebez bel bet badde rooh ekhboz from scratch ma3 teta”

“Sorry badde ekhod kalbe 3al spa kermel haram b he2ello pampering day w ana ma 3am ehtam fi hal2ad”

“Mom shefet article eno l 2a3de bel seyara bta3mol Salmonella”

7. When Drake said, “I really love my bed and my momma I’m sorry”, you really felt that

Takhte w emme khat ahmar.

8. FOMO? What’s that?

Never heard of it.