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Bassel Obeid

6 Ridiculous Arabic Songs That Will Make You LOL

There are many Lebanese and Arab songs that are outlandish in the funniest of ways, ranging from having strange focus points to some controversial lyrics. Here are six ridiculous Arabic songs that will have you wondering, “how the F%&* did this get made?”


1. Asabee3 Rejlayki – Firas AlHamzawi



“Yaly mdawabni wa7don asabee3 rejlayki”

Just pure poetry.


2. Fara Fara – Elham Malek



Ana maghroum w mayyit fees…shu janin 7ata i7keeki…reddy please…Allah ykhaleeki…wow wow ennik shu 7ilwei….lek yah yah shu b7ibbik ya fara”

Mouse: the most underrated of all pet names.


3. La Tizi La Terja3i – Firas Alhamzawi



“Ma baddi yaki ma3i, yalla min rassi tla3i ma 3ad ra7 fakir feeki…la tizi la terja3i”

And they say romance is dead.


4. Kassaritli el Siyara – Jad Choueiri



“Kassaretli el siyara, 7ara2itni bil cigara, badda tne2 w badda tle2 w bahdalitni b kel el 7ara”

Shakespeare, is that you?


5. Ah min 7awa – Hani Omari



“M3atar Adam w maskeen, jhannam rayi7la sba7a ba3do mn bada2 altakween byekol b hal teffe7a”

OK.


6. Yel3an Abou el Siyasi – Mohamad Iskandar



Yel3an abou el siyasi 3ala abou el karasi. Yel3an abou abouha w yel3an abou abouha. Libnany w baddi 3eesh b karami baddi 3eesh…3eesh ya 3eesh dayeb moot al7asheesh”

Probably the only time we can say, “he’s right”.