11 Types Of Lebanese Men We Think Taylor Swift Would Write Songs About

Can you imagine how many songs, nay…albums Taylor Swift would write if she ever dated Lebanese men? Luckily, there are so many types of Lebanese men that are breakup song worthy. Here are a select few. 1. The one who says “ente azghar menne bas btefhame aktar men l banet men 3omre” Next hit: All Too Well (Lebanon’s Version) 2. The one who is obsessed with the car l jablo yeha l pap 3ala 3eedo 3. The one who only ever posts gym selfies and healthy meals “Bheb l benet l btehtam b hala…” 4. The one yalli b heb l benet 3a tabi3eta Draw the cat eye, sharp enough to kill a man… 5. The one who says his ex kenet majnoone At least she’ll be the crazy ex with a catchy song. 6. The one who rolls his eyes lamma t2oole ente feminist Cause I knew ennak hmar when you walked in So shame on me now 7. The one who is allergic to cats Lakan shu jeye ta3mol ma3 this century’s cat lady? Best believe this is how she’ll be dressed the night you break up: 8. The one yalli ma b heb insta w byes2al eza 3endik snap He’s also the type to break up over text and say to his friends eno ken 3am yetsalla then hit you up as soon as you post a selfie. 9. The one yalli b dal 3a Tinder when he’s bored He says eno ma b heb Tinder but he swipes through it like TikTok. 10. The one yalli baddo benet “ndeefe” bas kel banet Lebnen bya3rfoo Song title: You Need To Tekol Khara 11. The one yalli bayyo ken besties ma3 [name of ex minister]