13 Signs You’re A Lebanese Nepo Baby

All this talk about nepo babies, we’re surprised that no one thought of bringing up Lebanon in the conversation. Welcome to nepo baby country, where skill and credibility mean nothing if you got it from your dad. 1. You have nepo baby friends Where there is one nepo baby, you will surely find another. And another. And another. They like to move in nepo baby bundles. 2. “Successful business owner at 16” Definitely in their Instagram bio. It’s their whole personality. 3. Your name is Michel El Murr Wanna have a few laughs? Let’s remind you of this gem: 15 Hilarious Tweets About Michel Elias El Murr 4. You have a favorite color Green, blue, yellow, red…did you know that’s genetic too? 5. You don’t own a dictionary Meaning you can’t look up what “self-made” means. That’s the only reason you don’t know, haram. 6. “Faghaya” Not Faraya. Emphasis on the gh. 7. You love to support local Local as in “artisanal handcrafted, handmade, handsewn, hand painted, ha2 benzene, ejret eed, ajar, I have a degree in design from [insert elitist institution name here] so that’s why it costs $300”. 8. You think Mario Bassil is funny And you’ve watched at least one of his Comedy Night specials. 9. You’ve read up on Elon Musk’s “secrets to success” Unfortunately, the list doesn’t include that his dad owns an emerald mine in Zambia. 10. You have severe daddy and/or mommy issues Habib alb mama aw ghannoujet baba aw how about seek therapy please. 11. You have a middle name It’s usually a foreign and Arab mix. Very exotic. Haram ahsan ma yrooh 3al wled opportunities abroad because of their names. 12. You have a t-shirt business 100% cotton 1000% ethical 10000% Lebanese 100000% thanks mom and dad 13. You’re an MBA holder with a dream Aka working in NGOs, start-up businesses, raje3 yet3ammar lebnan.