Schedules are updated every Thursday.
The world has taken quite a dark turn these past few weeks (months, years, decades). Stuck in a decaying world, where the apocalyptic headlines never stop, it can be quite easy to fall into rightful helplessness and despair. We do not have a cure, and we think that’s a pretty valid state to be in. But what we do have is a listo!
1. Wake up! This is all a dream
Wake up! It’s not a dream.
2. Okay, it’s not a dream but what if it was?
It’s still not.
3. Grow wings
Why is the Lebanese Lira the only thing that’s soaring? (Not a Red Bull ad)
4. Develop niche hyperfixations
Anyone interested in a degree in Beirut.com studies?
5. Build a cardboard cutout of your favorite politician and throw darts at it
Your choice of warlord.
6. Become a cat
Live your best cat life, nap a lot, drink some milk, chew down some dry food, develop a flea infection, etc.
7. Learn martial arts
For no specific reason of course, nothing you can use it for.
8. Treat your friends kindly
Shreds of community is all we have left, and if it’s any consolation, the rest of the world is also relatively on fire.