Schedules are updated every Thursday.
It seems every day in this country is coupled with a new exchange rate being declared by this, that, or the other. It can get pretty tedious and boring, don’t you think? Well, you think wrong! Here are 14 whole new important and essential exchange rates that we must implement immediately.
Another exchange rate. https://t.co/UtYYBvHgwX
— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) February 3,
2023
1. 22,222
Exchange rate for angelic number girlies
2. 99
Exchange rate for anyone who has 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one (because she is in jail because I involved her in my money laundering schemes).
3. 10,452
Exchange rate for true patriots. Only valid on November 22nd.
4. 69,000
Exchange rate for people aged 16-19.
5. 66,666
Exchange rate for satanists.
6. 96,100
Exchange rate for telephone calls.
7. 25,400
Exchange for people named A(2)l(5)i(4) and who also have a Nokia abou lamba.
8. 51,000
Exchange rate for people named Randa.
9. 42,000
Exchange rate for people aged 21-26.
10. 19,190
Exchange rate for people who had COVID-19
11. 1,500
Exchange rate for anyone who writes a nostalgic poem.
12. 0
Exchange rate for math majors.
13. 3,000
Exchange rate for Nabih Berri.
14. 87,746
Exchange rate for Frenchies because I wanna hear them say their silly calculation numbers.