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William Daou

Here Are 17 Questions Lebanese Moms Ask On A Near-Daily Basis

Lebanese moms ask lots of questions. Some of them don’t have answers. Some of them are best left unanswered. Some of them better be answered if you want to live to see another day.

How many of these questions has your Lebanese mom asked you today?

1. Lesh mesh lebes kalset?

2. Wayna l jacket?

3. W eza ana emet l2eeto?

4. Lesh ma 3am yeftah Facebook?

5. Shu mfakreen ento b hotel?

6. La meen tal3een hal wled?

7. Lesh mafi ersel?

8. Ah walla?

9. Lesh telephone 3am ya3mol hek?

10. Shu badkon teklo?

11. Lawen rayeh/rayha?

12. Meen ya3ne?

13. Shefet hal video l ba3atto 3al WhatsApp?

14. Ana rabbet bashar walla ba2ar?

15. Mahada baddo yse3edne bhal bet?

16. Waynak/Waynik?

17. Wen raho mosriyetak/ik?