14 Feelings All Lebanese Students Relate To

Lebanese students, it is hard out there. But worry not, we get it. 1. I am going to read a Beirut.com list to procrastinate Why not? 2. If the day was 48 hours, I could potentially do 25% of the things I need to do Or I could even have more time to procrastinate, hmmmm 3. What if I simply never slept again? 4. I wonder if anyone has ever recorded the impact of 52 Red Bulls in 12 hours on the human body 5. Once I finish these, I’m 100% gonna get my life in order and never get in this situation again Once I finish these, I’m 100% gonna get my life in order and never get in this situation again. Once I finish these, I’m 100% gonna get my life in order and never get in this situation again. Once I finish these, I’m 100% gonna get my life in order and never get in this situation again. Once I finish these, I’m 100% gonna get my life in order and never get in this situation again. Once I finish these, I’m 100% gonna get my life in order and never get in this situation again. 6. What even is “school” and “education” We live in a society?! 7. What would happen if I dropped everything a booked a plane ticket to Peru 8. I really wish I was listening during class Maybe then this paper wouldn’t look like ancient Phoenician to me. 9. I really wish I had been listening during 8th grade math class The consequences of that single lapse in attention have been catastrophic. 10. If the exam is entirely multiple choice then I have a 25% chance of getting everything right? Wait, is that how math works? Idk just pick all A. 11. I would rather die than write this essay 12. All my teachers hate me and want me to drop off the face of the Earth I definitely do not have any underlying problems that I am projecting here. 13. So what’s this ChatGPT thing again… Here you go. 14. I’ll just do it tomorrow morning You tomorrow morning