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William Daou

8 Video Games That Need To Be Made About Lebanon

Life in Lebanon can often feel like an otherworldly realm, but what if we actually inserted Lebanon into the wonderful digital world of modern video games. Here 8 video game adaptations we need in Lebanon.

1. Grand Theft Auto: Beirut

What if the world’s most popular video game franchise came to Beirut? Welcome to the underworld of crime in the Paris of the Middle East.

2. Riad’s Millions

One day, you are thrust into the governance of the Central Bank, you have 30 years, how much money can you take, mistresses accumulate, and politicians placate? Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to make Riad’s millions.

3. Fallout: 10452

In this post-apocalyptic Lebanon, society has fallen into decay, and new civilizations have arisen. Holding symbols from the old world, these new factions reflect the essence of Lebanese society in a post-atomic world.

4. Sectarianism Simulator 2023

You spawn into a random street and are tasked with getting as much sectarian hate out as possible within a limited time frame, includes 242 levels, reflecting all possible sectarian scenarios.

5. Majles El Noweb Battle Royale

128 playable characters, 1 authentic parliament battleground, fight to the death, do you have what it takes to smash a chair over Ali Hassan Khalil’s head? Can you power up to finally overcome the George Adwan menace? Will you be able to go one-on-one with Nehmat Frem? Show us if you’ve got what it takes to come on top in Majes El Noweb Battle Royale.

6. Super Hariri Bros

The Hariri Bros, often in dispute, must finally unite to liberate Princess Bahia from the castle. Do they have what it takes to jump, jump, and jump some more? Only you can find out, in Super Hariri Bros 2023.

7. Need For Speed: Wasta Edition

Speed through the streets of Lebanon in Need For Speed: Wasta Edition, with vehicles from the personal collections of Lebanon’s oligarchy, and the police on your side, what are you actually playing for? We don’t know, but pay $80 to pre-order right now.

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