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12 Succession Quotes That Fit In Lebanon

HBO’s hit show Succession is two episodes into its fourth and final season, and all we can say is wow. If you’re lucky enough to be taking in one of the best television shows of our time, we’re sure you’ll enjoy these Lebanese Succession connections.

1. “Who said I never killed anyone?” – Kendall Roy

95% of Lebanon’s elites.

2. “I just wonder if the sad I’d be without you is less than the sad I get from being with you.” – Tom Wambsgans

Leaked texts from Ri*d to Steph

3. “It was supposed to be choreographed. That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates.” – Logan Roy

Nabih Berri to Najib Mikati after the timezone debacle

4. “I’m not declining, I’m just not I’m not clining” – Siobhan Roy

And 14 Ways You Can Say No Without Saying No In Lebanon

5. “I love you but you are not serious people” – Logan Roy

Me to some of Lebanon’s so-called activists.

6. “I’m not saying I’d make a better CEO. That’s unsaid.” – Connor Roy

Bahaa el Hariri to Saad

7. “I’m the eldest son. And I must be considered, and I need to be taken into account.” – Connor Roy

Bahaa’s fortunes really mirror Succession’s forgotten son.

8. “I am not a radical feminist dad, but I think perhaps we should not fire her for receiving pictures of my dick” – Roman Roy

Most woke Lebanese man.

9. “Do you think it’s possible to sue a person, a grandparent for example, in an affectionate way? That might convey, like, ‘I love you and, I’m glad you’re a part of my life but I am taking legal action against you?’” – Greg Hirsh

Ri*d’s grandchildren:

10. “Greg, It’s Not 1997. It’s Not This. It’s Not That. Don’t Be So Binary, Mr. Betamax.” – Roman Roy

Most woke Lebanese man part 2.

11. “Someone could fit through that window. A small person. An attack child.” – Greg Hirsh

How Lebanese security agencies decide their standards.

12. “What am I gonna do with a soul anyways? Souls are boring. Boo souls.” – Greg Hirsh

Every Lebanese MP.

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