11 Things That Always Happen During Eid

Eid Mubarak everyone! As Eid season gets into full swing, we hope you’re all having good feasts and better pocket money. Here are 11 things that always happen during Eid lunches and gatherings. 1. So many kisses I don’t know if I’ll be able to kiss a cheek ever again. 2. The runway Everyone must show off their new clothes! At gunpoint. 3. The eldest child has an existential crisis No more 3idiyes for me, really? This is how it is now? 4. Ana beshwe, la2 ana beshwe Please, tkhato. 5. Oh we have to call our 8th cousins in Antarctica now? Great, I’m so excited. 6. Shu keef el jem3a/sheghel? 7. I don’t want to say merci to 3amo anymore, I can’t, I won’t! 8. Aymta 7a nefra7 fikon? Kill me. 9. Lek keef serto Btetzakaroune? 10. Time for the PTSD fireworks So loud, why? 11. No more maamoul, please Please teta, spare me, put me out of my suffering. 1