22 Lies We’ve Heard From Lebanese Men

Let’s face it, boys. Some of these lies aren’t cutting it anymore. Maybe we should start coming up with better ones.

1. Ana mesh metel hal shabeb l bta3rfiyon

2. Ente mesh metel be2e l banet

3. Lahhh ana badde bghar?

4. Awal marra I feel this way about a girl saraha

5. Ana I trust you bas ma boosa2 bel shabeb

6. Ktir rtehtellik

7. My ex shu bekrahaaaaa

8. Halla2 soret mneeh

9. Ana ma behke banet hek la etsalla

10. Ma be2dar kazzeb

11. Ana yalli arraret etreka battal fiye ethammal

12. She’s just a friend

13. 3ende trust issues

14. Manne homophobic bas hayda ma y2arreb sawbe

15. Ana ktir ma3 l feminists

16. Eltella enne msahab

17. My ex majnoone

18. L shabeb w banet fiyon ykoono just friends 3ade

19. Kel hayete ma 2belet ekhod masare men hada wala hatta men bayye

20. Hay seyaret bayye, ana seyarte bel tosleeh halla2

21. Bheb l banet l open-minded

22. Ana ktir open-minded

Anyway…who’s up for watching Liar Liar starring Jim Carrey?

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