As a sequel to the 11 Things We Need To Stop Seeing On Lebanese Dating Profiles, we have compiled 11 annoying things that Lebanese people need to stop doing.
1. Finding and messaging someone on Instagram
If their Instagram is on their profile, just take a few minutes and actually think about what you’re doing before you do it…
2. Not taking the L
It’s been 3 days since the last meaningful reply, time to move on.
3. No chilling
First date invites to “chill” or whatever, huge ick
4. Better opening lines, please
For your reference
5. Commenting on some obscure detail in the back of the picture
Despite your intentions, just stick to the main points.
6. If I get one more F.R.I.E.N.D.S or the Office references, istg I’ll end it all
7. You did not earn that weirdly sexual joke
In the first 5 messages? Like come on.
8. No more of the too good for dating apps shtick
Idk what I’m doing here, I hate this place, etc. Just suffer in the trenches with dignity.
9. “Where do you live?”
Would you like my bank account details too?
10. No :p
Trust us.
11. I’d rather we continued the conversation on…
I hope you say hell, because you’re not getting my phone number.
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