15 Things We Can All Relate To During Finals Season In Lebanon

It’s that time of the year when the spring blossoms, the sun’s rays pierce through the last strands of winter, and students across Lebanon’s universities are buried under a mountain of books and papers. If you’re one of those students running purely on caffeine and blind faith, we’re sure you’ll relate to these 15 feelings, experiences, and thoughts we have during every finals season.

1. Words no longer make any sense

I can’t see letters, I can’t see numbers, I can’t think, I can’t breathe, please put me out of my misery.

2. I’m literally paying all this money to be tortured

3. I am just a vessel for coffee

More, more, more!

4. The consequences of my procrastination have finally caught up to me

But if you haven’t learned any lessons, here are 10 More Lebanese Ways To Procrastinate Your Work.

5. Every pic in my gallery needs to be deleted

If I see one more white paper…

6. Time to obsess over something that is definitely not my notes

New show to binge? New micro-celebrity to learn the lore of? Sign me up!

7. What am I doing with my life?

What is this path, what is life, who is God, what is happiness?

8. Sugar baby era?

Let me set up a dating profile real quick.

9. Time for my scheduled breakdown

10-11 AM: Cry and let the anxiety overtake me.

10. More coffee

11. What if I drop out?

It worked for Steve Jobs and Suleiman Frangieh…

12. What if I drop in…

…to a tub of acid?

13. Here’s how I can still win

Hint: you can’t.

14. All stages of grief during a single exam

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance for every single question on that thing.

15. Fuck it

Whatever happens, happens, just get it over with please.

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