Plastic Surgery Loans Make A Comeback In Lebanon!

Guess what’s making a stylish comeback in Lebanon? Nope, not banks—brace yourselves for the return of plastic surgery loans!

Remember the good old days before the banking sector decided to take an extended siesta? Back then, you could easily snag credit cards left and right, take out car loans you probably weren’t quite suited for, and even fulfill that dream BBL with a little help from FNB, who was then dishing out $5,000 loans for beautification surgeries.

But when the 2019 banking sector collapse hit, our dreams and ass-pirations had to take a backseat. Fast forward to today, and thanks to the cool (and very diverse) services offered by MyMonty Digital Wallet, the possibility of a nose job or a little buccal fat removal is no longer just a wistful daydream. Self-described as “better than a bank,” MyMonty makes no promises of not screwing you over like Audi or BLOM did, but at least they’re throwing in a tummy tuck.

In a country where a ‘financial plan’ often involved making friends with a bank manager, these loans for cosmetic enhancements were the cherry on top of the financial cake. Because, let’s face it, who needs savings when you can have a savings account specifically for your ass?

Imagine swiping your digital wallet not for a fancy dinner but for that jawline that could cut through the economic downturn. And hey, if the market’s down, at least your nose tip is up, right?

It’s time to lift those spirits (and maybe a few other things) while the country slowly but surely picks itself up.