Dive into the hilariously chaotic post-breakup scene in the heart of Beirut with our list of 15 things that happen when you get dumped in Lebanon.
Need a reminder on how small Beirut is? They’ll be all over your local Spinney’s, at the same restaurants, and even walking around ABC ALL THE TIME.
Of course you do that by disappearing off of WhatsApp and social media for 3 days straight.
*Uploads story of morning coffee at Younes*
*Uploads story of lunch break*
*Uploads story of drive home*
*Uploads story with mystery person in the back*
*Uploads story with quote about self worth*
Your friends and family never cared about your SO, but now that they’re gone it’s all how’s Jad? Where’s Jad? Why isn’t Jad with you?
We like to think of Lebanese people as varied in looks, but break up with someone and you’ll realize just how much WE ALL LOOK THE SAME. Oh and their car? Popping up everywhere, too.
Nothing cements the pain of your break-up more than your besties getting engaged/married/giving birth.
“Drinks? Coffee? Lunch? Dinner? Hanging out in silence? Going to your doctor’s appointment with you?” You’re literally down for anything.
How can you still enjoy a sujouk shawarma when it literally tastes like pain and emptiness? (You will get over this.)
Thinking it will trigger your ex, but it only traumatizes you.
Since when do I post stories about heart healing?
Swiping through dating apps feels like a weird déjà vu, with all your weird pre-relationship matches making a disgusting comeback.
Your laptop was a Christmas gift, most of your clothes were purchased together…why did they gift you an ashtray?!
Who do you think you are trying hot yoga?
After fighting you for years, they mysteriously start backing it.
You get back together.
If you do manage to get back together, check out our dates & romance section for ideas on fun things to do!