Listomania
Labib Mansour

12 Things That Happen When You’re Broke AF In Lebanon

As the month winds down and financial woes take over, here are 12 relatable scenarios that unfold when you find yourself going bankrupt in Lebanon

1. Your car starts the monthly symphony

Dings and pings all around, the check engine light is blinding you, yet you just close your eyes and pretend that nothing is happenin.

2. All your friends start wanting to go out

Where the hell have you been all month?

3. Your allergies start acting up again

Your allergies felt that you could no longer afford the $15 Zyrtec, so here they are!

4. Every electronic you own starts falling apart

Chargers stop working, the washing machine makes noise, and your fridge is leaking a mysterious liquid.

5. Your parents ask you to chip in

And you have to go through telling them you’re broke.

6. All your favorite stores display the most gorgeous clothes

And all in your size! After months of putting out garbage.

7. Your 3G runs out

Even online, you can’t get away.

8. Suddenly, it’s everyone’s birthday

9. Or engagement party

10. The person who has been ghosting you for a year

Suddenly wants to go out!

11. The biggest outing you can afford is…going to your neighbor’s house

12. And the days tick on slowly as you wait for the first of the month