As the month winds down and financial woes take over, here are 12 relatable scenarios that unfold when you find yourself going bankrupt in Lebanon
1. Your car starts the monthly symphony
Dings and pings all around, the check engine light is blinding you, yet you just close your eyes and pretend that nothing is happenin.
2. All your friends start wanting to go out
Where the hell have you been all month?
3. Your allergies start acting up again
Your allergies felt that you could no longer afford the $15 Zyrtec, so here they are!
4. Every electronic you own starts falling apart
Chargers stop working, the washing machine makes noise, and your fridge is leaking a mysterious liquid.
5. Your parents ask you to chip in
And you have to go through telling them you’re broke.
6. All your favorite stores display the most gorgeous clothes
And all in your size! After months of putting out garbage.
7. Your 3G runs out
Even online, you can’t get away.
8. Suddenly, it’s everyone’s birthday
9. Or engagement party
10. The person who has been ghosting you for a year
Suddenly wants to go out!
11. The biggest outing you can afford is…going to your neighbor’s house
12. And the days tick on slowly as you wait for the first of the month