19 Things You’ll Never Hear A Lebanese Person Say

We chat a lot but here are a few things you’ll NEVER hear come out of our mouth.

1. It was my fault

Taking ownership? Against the law.

2. That’s too much food!

3. Mnee7 fi hal dawle

4. La2 ma 3abele edhar

5. It’s too early to drink

6. I love driving

7. Omg I saved so much money this month

8. I over-dressed for this occasion

9. I crashed the car because I was speeding

It’s always, “wa7ad hmar fet feeni ma ken mentebih houwe”.

10. I have enough clothes.

11. Ba3ed ma3e min last month’s salary

12. My mechanic is an honest guy

13. Re7et 3al bank w meshe el 7al

14. Kholsit el mo3amale on time

Most registration circuits have been closed for two years and counting…

15. Fairuz ma btensama3

16. Beirut needs more skyscrapers

17. Hiyye/houwe yaly tarakneh

Nope. It’s always, “ana ma ba2a feeni”

18. Mkatreen toom…

19. Hummus isn’t even that good

Wrong.